Carolyn AbramDear Disney Animation Studios, I’m confused, why is your first Jewish princess from Colombia?Dear Disney Animation Studios,·2 min read·Jan 21, 2022--1--1
Carolyn AbramAn update from your public school system about reopeningCohort. Hybrid. Cohort.·3 min read·Mar 24, 2021----
Carolyn AbramThese Liberal Snowflakes Are Impinging on My Freedoms!I believe in two things in this world: America, and freedom. But of course, these liberal snowflakes just descended on my home state this…·2 min read·Feb 23, 2021----
Carolyn AbramStudio Notes for Pandemic 2: The surgeHey Steven (Speilberg or Soderberg),·3 min read·Dec 16, 2020----
Carolyn AbramI am the knot in your daughter’s hair, and I am coming for you, bitch.I began plotting my return almost immediately. As you carefully doused that perfect tiny head in conditioner, sprayed detangler, and oh so…·3 min read·May 21, 2020----
Carolyn AbramDGAF Academy is transitioning to Vocational TrainingWelcome children! Big news here at DGAF Academy. With the extension of the school year to “indefinitely” we have also “indefinitely”…2 min read·Apr 13, 2020----
Carolyn AbramPassover + Lizzo = MagicIn my family we have a tradition of writing song parodies about the Passover stories. We wrote the first one to the tune of Copacabana in…2 min read·Apr 8, 2020----
Carolyn AbramTurns out DGAF Academy is a Boarding School?Well, this is awkward. I was really proud of many of the innovations DGAF Academy pioneered this week. But it turns out that “four day…2 min read·Mar 28, 2020----
Carolyn AbramLittle House in the Big PandemicOnce upon a time, six days ago, a millenial lived in the Epicenter of the Big Pandemic, in a little house made of porous surfaces.3 min read·Mar 26, 2020----