Dear Disney Animation Studios, I’m confused, why is your first Jewish princess from Colombia?Dear Disney Animation Studios,Jan 21, 20221Jan 21, 20221
An update from your public school system about reopeningCohort. Hybrid. Cohort.Mar 24, 2021Mar 24, 2021
These Liberal Snowflakes Are Impinging on My Freedoms!I believe in two things in this world: America, and freedom. But of course, these liberal snowflakes just descended on my home state this…Feb 23, 2021Feb 23, 2021
I am the knot in your daughter’s hair, and I am coming for you, bitch.I began plotting my return almost immediately. As you carefully doused that perfect tiny head in conditioner, sprayed detangler, and oh so…May 21, 2020May 21, 2020
DGAF Academy is transitioning to Vocational TrainingWelcome children! Big news here at DGAF Academy. With the extension of the school year to “indefinitely” we have also “indefinitely”…Apr 13, 2020Apr 13, 2020
Passover + Lizzo = MagicIn my family we have a tradition of writing song parodies about the Passover stories. We wrote the first one to the tune of Copacabana in…Apr 8, 2020Apr 8, 2020
Turns out DGAF Academy is a Boarding School?Well, this is awkward. I was really proud of many of the innovations DGAF Academy pioneered this week. But it turns out that “four day…Mar 28, 2020Mar 28, 2020
Little House in the Big PandemicOnce upon a time, six days ago, a millenial lived in the Epicenter of the Big Pandemic, in a little house made of porous surfaces.Mar 26, 2020Mar 26, 2020
